Today is known as Single’s Awareness Day or what I like to call “Make Single People Feel Like Crap” Day. Since I am single and have been single on every Valentine’s Day since I was born, I have certain traditions for celebrating this day. But since I am striving to try something new every day, I discovered something at Target yesterday that has enhanced my celebration. I discovered Red Velvet Pop Tarts!!!!!
So now, I am sitting here and starting a new tradition. I am eating my Red Velvet Pop Tarts while watching the 1967 film, The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. Following this glorious holiday film, I will watch Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho followed with a Ghost Adventures Marathon. Since I highly doubt I will find a man who would enjoy my February 14th traditions as much as I do, I think this is going to be my Single’s Awareness Day celebration tradition for many years to come.
Happy “Make Single People Feel Like Crap” Day!!!
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